❦ Fortuna ❦

2 free readings from astrology.com in my inbox...
One of them says...

Dear Fortuna,
Here is your horoscope
for Thursday, December 22:

You might not like it,
but pinching your pennies
will be necessary now -- that's if
you want to spend a bit more for a
special occasion this weekend.
Something exceptional may be coming up.

BETUL BANGET!!!

Inilah cobaan dan godaan di akhir tahun. Ketika kaki melangkah di pusat-pusat perbelanjaan yang terhampar adalah signage SALE dimana-mana.

Up to 50 - 70% OFF!!!

Dan bagi sebagian wanita, hal ini lebih berat dari mencoba untuk tidak ngemil, atau menghabiskan waktu di telpon untuk bergosip ria.

Apalagi dengan kondisi dan tata letak shopping place di Singapore ini. Keluar rumah, dipojok sudah ada satu dua toko yang menawarkan barang-barang ala Mangga Dua. Bervariasi dengan harga yang murah rah raaaah.

Sampai di MRT station baik yang di BUGIS maupun yang di dekat Plaza Singapura, keduanya juga berdampingan dengan... lagi-lagi pusat perbelanjaan.

Pilihan pertama, tidak keluar rumah sama sekali... Atau jika terpaksa keluar rumah, harus dengan kondisi ATM free dan duit sepuluh dollar doang di kantong. Pake kacamata kuda dan jalan selurus-lurusnya.

My second free reading says...

Dear Fortuna,
Here is your single's love horoscope for
Thursday, December 22:

You've got that lovin' itch,
but you may not have anyone to scratch it.
Whatever you do, don't settle.
Keep your standards high, and your patience long.
The right one is out there.

Heeeh? Lovin' itch? Easy laaah!
What's the use of 'GARUKAN' dengan gagang yang panjang???
That's right... to reach my itchy back. Murah dan meriah!!!
If you know what I meant... Hahahahaha!

Purely for fun!!!

This is what they say about Taurus de Toro...

Taurus is an earth sign ruled by Venus. This means they have a need to be grounded and crave emotional and material security.

Who doesn't need emotional and material security these days? These have been everybody interests since... god knows...

Change is a big NO NO for Taureans who are quite happy for things to stay exactly as they are.
Yes... Hate it when things are changed... However, always keep an open mind... that things perhaps changed for a reason... hopefully for a better situation.

This gives them a great sense of loyalty making them excellent friends and lovers. In relationships they love in a complete way although they can be quite possessive at times. aaiiiyyy yaa yaaa... agree 100% with loyalty part... but being possessive??? to be honest, jelousy and possesiveness has never embed my style in any of my past relationship... what for??? Tapi nggak tau nanti-nanti yaa... kalo ternyata lamaran ke Eric Bana diterima... I'll be his bodyguard too... Hihihihi!

Taureans, above all signs, like to relax and some might even say they are a little bit lazy.
Uh huh... Lazy, potato couch... peweeee....being lazy could alwways means that we appreciate the life that has been given by indulging it....

But do not let this fool you, when a Taurean wants something they will stop at nothing and no-one to get it. Stubborn to the bone, Taureans certainly deserve their bull symbol.
Am I, am I ?????? *wink wink* ;)